“how are you?”

thank god, still alive

if god exists he fucking hates you and nobody is thankful you are alive.

and look, i’m not body shaming, but get a shirt that fits. what the fuck. i don’t care that he’s a bigger dude, but he needs a bigger shirt. maybe that’s the largest size he could steal from the malnourished palestinians he took that house from.

also, “how did you end up here?”

it’s a long story, i had to move from where i was

bro is a sex offender.