Hahahaha! You will never know my gender!

Oh boy I can’t wait to get hit in the shoulder by a 9mm hollow point from 2 miles away that Officer Chud Donut shot at a 747!

At 930pm on a rainy December day?

This was at 930pm.

In winter.

On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)

What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it’s not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?

Boobs, most likely

Idk, what if I hadn’t been in a car?

I must See all the Pee Pee.

Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.

That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.

I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.

“I know where everyone has peed!”

No I’m with you on that one

Me too. But I did post a pic of a cute pup I was dog sitting once at got a weird number of anti-dog replies :/

I mean I get it, they ain’t for everyone, they are loud and a lot of work. But damn I don’t express my apathy towards cats every time someone posts a kitty pic here.

Or mention liking dogs

That which is dead may never die!

No that was when he was having a bunch of hot takes about Barry that people kept telling him weren’t accurate and then revealed he hadn’t watched the show, but also never intended to but defended his right to hate on it anyway.

Booba waifu was funny to cuz he got pissed at me for joking about it, but I don’t think you can use a phrase like “booba waifu” in your discourse and expect people to take it super seriously.

I have to say the whole Barry incident was pretty fucking funny

Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.

And Worf’s

I am Daaaaavid Cage, of Quantic Dream, and I have made a new viiiiiidyo game that asks the very original question, what if robots had, EmOTioNs???

The replicator bases it off of cum samples from the holodeck.