| What has he seen
Things no child should ever see.
Boobs, most likely
By the time I run down there he is gone
This kid is going places, seeing things
I do not wish to be perceived
Be careful hes working for the feds. They saw 21 jump street and thought “how can we do more effective neighborhood surveillance, lets use children, they can pretty much go anywhere and do anything and no one questions it.”
Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.
That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.
I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.
Baby’s first meetup with the dealer
Pokemon Go Run Down The Alley?
the Slouching Kid.
Sounds like a urban legend kids would make up.
Threat level:0
Idk, what if I hadn’t been in a car?
Slouching Kid just hisses and runs away before burying their face in their phone again. The phone is part of it’s being obviously.
What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it’s not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?
That’s actually a great SCP
That kid is just training for track
At 930pm on a rainy December day?
Yeah, probably
At this latitude? At this time of year?
Sounds like he’s practicing his running game. Runs down an alley he knows the length of, looks at the timer app on his phone to see what his time was
This was at 930pm.
In winter.
On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)
That seems reasonable. He probably only got home from work at 9 and decided to do a light 4x200 because the weather was bad.
the Slouching Kid
makes me think of Eddie Izzard’s the Creeping Kid bit
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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…are there kids in your neighbourhood who regularly dress like that? What I’m saying is, what are the odds someone is doing a bit? An unfunny and bad bit, sure, but still
It’s a meme comrade, https://xcancel.com/truewagner?lang=en
I have been bamboozled.
his shit is so fucking funny and usually gets people going too.
that Clearmeat Beefwich looks pretty good
They could have just avoid the “enhanced image” but now it looks like a top tier shitpost
What has he seen???
that being said honkeys should always be a cause for concern
