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It’s woke because it’s making the “straight” guys confused
Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
It “woke” something up inside of them
100% this is the film industry.
The reason for all the marvel capes is to hide man ass because the director :
1: is scared of homosexuals enjoying the film 2: denies women have sexual desires 3: is scared of his own homosexual desires
No, capes are because superheroes have their origin in comics, and on the static artwork of a comic, capes made it much easier to show action than regular clothing.
They had the option to remove capes. until you run simulations as is and the cape floats up too high to show man ass. Director gets uncomfortably mad at that.at least as far as dc is concerned.
Except americas ass
You mean the Marvel films that managed to put a gratuitous topless buff bloke shot in most of them?
Something I learned from fragile dudes: Looking at top nekkid men is not gay. It’s “checking out their routine“ and totally not a gay subconscious.
Lmaoooo
Nothin’ at all…
Nothin’ at all…
NOTHIN’ AT ALL!
They turned him into just Tarion
Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn’t make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.
They took his chaps away.
How will he ride horses now?
Well I guess with that little butt he has to start walking to build it back up anyway
Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
Nah you get homorrhoids that way
This is the comment that got me off the toilet.
You know this from experience hey?
IDK, but not smelling like shit and not itching there worth it.
I appreciate the wisdom you shared
Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
If wiping your ass gives you those kinds of feelings then that’s not a gay nor straight thing, you’ve got a whole different thing going on, unless you’re using a bidet, then those feelings are perfectly normal.
God bless a quality bidet. The only true mark of civilization.
The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don’t all have large breasts
Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don’t wear that way unless you’re very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion’s character.
Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite… cuppage…
Astarion: That’s how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?
Wyll: Yes, yes it is… in PRISON!!
Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning
I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.
Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.
Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn’t cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.
Which is very weird, women love a guy that has a nice ass.
Heavy are the thighs that bear the strap on
Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.
Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.
It’s a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.
“I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!”
The originals comment I was replying to was making a generalized statement about fitted clothes and not specific to a fantasy scenario.
Edit.
And he also edited it.
Waiting for 4x4s and trucks to be classed as gay so idiots would stop buying them and not fitting on our British roads
IDK if hetero men refusing to wear fitted clothes is because of homophobia… Or that they actively refuse in the first place, its more likely a disinterest in spending the time or money on fashion in general. Most hetero men will only engage with fashion after they’ve hit the gym/got-fit because they think they have a chance with ladies after that so a thing they normally would ignore (fashion) is suddenly worth the effort for the extrinsic reward.
There are many more reasons for not wanting to wear fitted clothes. They are not comfortable and you actually need to look good to look better.
Hard disagree. What this picture is showing is ill-fitted clothes. Everyone looks better when their measurements are taken into consideration with the outfit. You don’t have to fit it close to the belly to be ‘fitted’ clothes, they’d probably downplay the extra waist size and focus on tailoring the fit near the shoulders and arms and ensuring the shirts mid area is more specific to the individual’s shape than the three-sizes-fit-all Walmart shirt strategy.
Most of my stuff isn’t fitted, and I’ve been a solid 50-75lbs overweight most of my life, but the stuff that is fitted looks nice (and cost a good penny more) and makes me feel better while wearing it
Dude’s buff as fuck.
This is how I feel when I try on a shirt I like in a store. Nice shirt for a nice-looking guy. Guess I’ll have to stick to the plaid sacks.
it’s a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we’re kinkshaming him.
There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better
Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants
The first has a wedgie
That ass really had someone CONFUSED
The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.
Break wind not bread
May the Lord be with youDivide the cheeks, not the people!
This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!
Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.
