Drained can of chickpeas in a pan for a few minutes

Lenin would have lived to be 105 if he tasted that

t boy swag

Forget science, what is a fruit and vegetable is vibes only

Vegetable:

Broccoli

Carrots

Tomato

Avocado

Peppers

Cucumber

Squash

Eggplant

Fruits:

Apple

Mango

Oranges

Watermelon

Non binary:

Banana

Many flowers can turned into jelly

I did some digging on the internet and it’s not looking good for you

Best try for fully cooked : shape the dough into the shape of a cookie, then microwave for 30 seconds, microwaving for more small amounts of time if needed. People report leaving the dough in the microwave for a few minutes and catching fire

It might stink to hell

The best you could aim for is microwaving the dough for ~10 seconds and eating gooey warm cookie dough instead of trying to make an actual cookie

Cooking isn’t magic but it is science

And science says when you heat a bacteria/virus/whatever to a certain temperature that thing will die

Homemade reeses cups are even easier

1L

Oop, 'scuse me

Fuck yes I want them to kill me

When I’m president if your boss ever prevents you from sitting down then you can shoot them

…suck me off

Butterbutt butt butts

Any streamer/youtuber that says making content is harder than a real job should be gulaged sent to a vacation in the mines

Estrogen

Liberals invented caring about science as a way to feel superior over GWB

Probably some mac and cheese

With breadcrumbs toasted in garlic butter with a little parm

Chocolate chip: Who are you?

Cookies and cream: I’m you but better