With the newly relaxed hiring standards at the FBI, the agents can now recommend greener pastures for dating.

Meta, X, and ChatGPT have all automated mass piracy of art, music, articles, and anything their genAI touches. Surely you mean to start there?

I could see a bunch of programmers scamming a journo into believing this story, but would have expected an editor to catch it. Unless they’ve all been replaced with LLMs.

Even with a 100% tariff, BYD would still be the best deal. From what my friends who frequently travel in Canada say, the cars themselves are excellent too. With their first solid state battery products releasing in 2027, they’re poised to be what people thought Tesla was going to be 10 years ago while Tesla has mired itself in musky politics. The board needs to drop Elon as part of its plans to survive the next decade.

This is why we tie herrings into origami birds using tinfoil rhomboids, like they did in 438 BCE to avoid syphilis.

Happy birthday to you, me, and our millions of siblings worldwide.

Your liver grows back. Just saying.

Switzerland: Crowdfund this project and you’ll be inundated with donors desperate to stop using outlook and teams worldwide. Project can fund itself.

So, it listens all day, records everything you say or anyone near you says (regardless of their permission), and transmits it to a central server for processing, then returns an AI slop edition?

And those who have one paid full price?

The wrong people have money everywhere.

I’d suggest Lunarica, but constructing or comprehending even a shoddy portmanteau like that is far beyond his capabilities.

Ban MLM ‘Jobs’ too while you’re at it.

Not only will we not build them, if he builds them for himself or vandalizes current monuments, we’ll tear them down and recycle the material or sell it to provide free gender affirming care for trans people. Then we’ll start public fundraisers for rebuilding the trump monuments so that the magat cult volunteers MORE money for–You guessed it!–the cycle to repeat until nobody would give a dime for a trump product as it should have been for all time.

“Alarm”

Yeah… We’re all alarming for the death of trump.

I’m over 30, is this slang? Am I doing it right?

The writers of Black Mirror should sue every time someone steals one of their plots to make money.

Democrats are so awful at setting objectives. I feel like they’re only committing to this because it’s DOA. Priority 1 in the event of a 2026 victory is shutting down the president and reining in presidential power. When that is done, purge government institutions of magats. Investigate and prosecute right wingers, especially the billionaires who sabotaged the United States and the president’s enablers in Congress and the supreme court.

Get your house back in order.

Must be a pretty healthy person too.

You just know that they’re relaxing these rules because of specific candidates and what came up during their background checks.

They won’t hang him

… If he shoots his own head off first.

Taxes themselves are not theft, but the misuse of those taxes (such as waging purposeless war, refurbishing your gifted airplane emoluments, funneling money to a family member’s private business, putting public money into crypto scams, or vandalizing public monuments) is a kind of theft.