I would have.

My cute, sweet to me little dog is a murder machine in the streets

When drawing borders and forging alliances not a single other territory wanted shit to do with Florida. Checks out.

There comes a time in every states life where certain feelings begin to happen, its perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

In retrospect this answer should have been apparent before I asked.

Okay so? I love the memes even without context but is there any? This lad has been promoted to CEO of sex and besides his raw animalistic appeal I don’t understand why. Is there a deeper joke here?

I think a sneaky micro worm farm is the primo solution personally. Landlord be damned.

What’s nuts is that I’d rather just see a doctor without going into generational debt. Even if psychedelic treatment was legal and “available” do you think it would be affordable? They’ll study the drugs, patent them somehow and reap massive windfall profits while all the poors are still fucked. Assholes.

The dogshit decisions have got to stop

🎶Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? 🎶

Man, the criticisms are valid, and I’ll even add to them because his pride in not stepping down sooner doomed what shreds of american democracy were left. That said, the best and largest climate bill ever passed by the US govt happened under him. Unions were bolstered and grew under him (not the train workers tho lol) and if nothing else, his victory let me not think about the fat orange cow for ten minutes. In so many ways, I pity and even kinda miss that sad sleepy bastard-- however much he floundered in almost every way. As a bonus his dogs hated government agents as much as I do, and got to bite them with impunity.

Yeeeeah dude. I just looked it up, I’ve been fucking that up forever.

Duly noted. –The edit being that I said dually noted, which had previously meant to me “I’ll remember that twice as hard” Obviously i shit the bed on that one.

They deserve a decent time now and again, good on you.

I feel like with Zeus’s reputation for assuming the form of people or animals to trick foolish mortals, there’s a lot of benevolent trolling that could be done in times like these.

There is no better use of your awesome powers that comes to mind.

It’s far funnier than it should be Your name is also perfect to have been the first to comment.

Cheesechain

What a bunch of bastards.

I dislike how profound this is