FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 15 hours agoThe lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know itmessage-squaremessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down11
arrow-up1141arrow-down1message-squareThe lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know itFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 15 hours agomessage-square36linkfedilink
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 2 days agoWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down13
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down112
arrow-up1220arrow-down1message-squareIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square52linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agoThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down133
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square93linkfedilink
presoak@lazysoci.al · 7 hours agoDrugs is the most popular thing on Earth. Religion is an attempt to organize that.message-squaremessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down129
arrow-up1-24arrow-down1message-squareDrugs is the most popular thing on Earth. Religion is an attempt to organize that.presoak@lazysoci.al · 7 hours agomessage-square24linkfedilink
presoak@lazysoci.al · edit-29 hours agoIf you agree with the majority then censorship is ok.message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down126
arrow-up1-23arrow-down1message-squareIf you agree with the majority then censorship is ok.presoak@lazysoci.al · edit-29 hours agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down13
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square29linkfedilink
Little8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agoWhat if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down120
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareWhat if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcsplus-squareLittle8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 16 hours agoDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down14
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyz · 16 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 20 hours agoConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down19
arrow-up1127arrow-down1message-squareConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down12
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square15linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoNews could use a reboot.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down12
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareNews could use a reboot.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
Jerb322@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down12
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down113
arrow-up182arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down12
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 3 days agoThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down113
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 3 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 3 days agoTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down110
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusalina@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 days agoIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousmessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down120
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agoSolar is the new oilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down18
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareSolar is the new oilplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 4 days agoThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down17
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 4 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink