DoofusAscendant [he/him]

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Cake day: September 25th, 2026

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  • I wanted to go into field biology and conservation, see the world, live in exotic places. Went to school, discovered that PhDs can take 8+ years while you make barely enough to live on, then the job market is brutal and you spend all your time working and having to delay life milestones like relationships and family while also being on the front lines of what civilization is doing to the natural world.

    Instead I went into international development and make more but also discovered that vast sums of money are being spent on what amounts to window dressing. My goals have been gradually eroding over the years to the point where it’s “accomplish literally anything with tangible value to anyone.”

    Now I’m wondering what would’ve happened if I’d just become a baker or, failing that, a crusty van dwelling hippy who talks to crows.