I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

There is always something there to remind me

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

Chicken pot pi

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

C’mon! That should be an Orange Julius!

Datum is indeed a word in English. Singular point of information.

Yeah, I would classify them as mean

This is the Large Halibut Collider

• Solomon
• Hercules
• Atlas
• Zeus
• Achilles
• Mercury

With that power, how can it not??

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

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breathes in

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And the buns still don’t match in number!