That doesn’t even make sense. It’s ok to be dirty but make sense.

You should have voted blue because this time it would have worked for sure!

Get what?

Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.

I used to work at a hikers’ hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, “He doesn’t smoke weed. He’s old, like in his 40s.” He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

All Targets have them and Walmarts do too. They’re not as rare as you seem to think.

Skip the labor pains, just give me the baby.

The chores!

Oh honey. Talentless celebrities existed before you were born.

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It’s annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

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What about loose for lose?

My cats have never ever been fed in their entire lives ever. Just ask them.

Bisides they loose energy…

It’s like the top and bottom parts were written by different people.

You gonna eat that?

Dems have abandoned all Southern states for decades now.

Have you never been around babies? You just have to wait a few minutes.

I don’t get how he was shot in the ear but not the head. His handlers were as concerned about getting his hat off the stage as getting him off the stage. It wouldn’t be hard to put a charge in his hatband. This is the party of conspiracy theories, false flags, and crisis actors. It wouldn’t be anything for them to flip things around and pull their own little stunt.

How the hell did he get the Hispanic vote anyway? I’ve never quite understood that.

He’d have to leave his rich person’s house and have someone drive him out of his rich person’s neighborhood to do that.