This has no business looking this satisfying

Really??? Goddammit. Since when? :(

Isn’t this to be expected of any brand new platform though? Everybody floods in the first few days to check it out, and then it kind of tapers back to more realistic numbers as the novelty wears off. Not that I want to see it succeed, I’m just not sure these numbers are a good barometer for how successful the platform will be.

Huh. Must just be the app I’m using, then

I’m using Memmy and it… doesn’t seem to? Maybe I’m just dumb tho

Looks like somebody else did the work for me 😅

Beautiful! Now I just need to put a sharpie in my asshole and I’m all set to go 🥰

Unfortunately I can’t find a community like that here :(

I’d PM you my butt, but I’m pretty sure this site doesn’t have that feature! ;)

To be honest I’ve got absolutely no idea 😬 I’m pretty new to this myself. Does my profile appear empty?

Check out my posts, leads to just a couple of those communities :) otherwise just search for the things you saw on Reddit, if you used that for porn. Lots of the same communities here.

Gimp, maybe

The trick is, I didn’t write it myself :) considering that though, it should definitely look better than it does lmao

I used to post on Reddit, but it’s mostly (or all, I can’t remember how thorough I was) been deleted now. More to come here though!

Thank you 🥰 deleted all my Reddit content, gonna reupload here bit by bit (as well as make new content)

Yep. Believe it or not, there was a time when Quora was pretty decent. This is what happens when you try to boost engagement by offering cash incentives. It becomes quantity over quality.

Same thing happened with Quora, iirc. They started offering incentive for people to post a lot of questions, so now the app is flooded by complete junk.

My exact age is almost never relevant in my day-to-day life, I pretty much only get reminded of it on my actual birthday and don’t think much about it for the rest of the year. So if somebody asks for my age, usually I’ll be off by a year or two and my wife will need to correct me, because for some reason she remembers.