Hello future me

Slow mo guys

Wow. CEO and politician are massively different roles. Who woulda thunk it

I hate that Luxon made me agree with Winston here. That doesn’t happen often

Florida woman: not bad kid

“Cum piss shat turd” sounds like “compass shattered”

Here in nz we have burger fuel. The backfire from them is pretty good

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?

It’s like monopoly the board game. It was originally designed to show how terrible and parasitic landlords are as a concept, then hasbro got their hands on it and it became “yay capitalism, bankrupt all your friends”.

https://codeberg.org/thethunderwolf/tesseract-blocklist-archive/src/branch/main/tesseract-shadow-policy-2026-07-24-19:50:UTC.json

Use find in page for your username

You got better, I assume

I’m the same. I think you’re blocked if either is true

It’s a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like “fascism is bad” or “rich people shouldn’t be rich when other people are starving”

That’s a major trolley problem

My first is due in October, and we’re so looking forward to it.

This might be an uncommon thing to want, but I’m looking forward to the random questions that young kids have.

Ah yes, trains, the logistics version of “evolve into crab”

Ballin, but at what cost

There’s a headcannon I’ve heard of that’s way better than the books. It says that voldemort was the master of the elder wand. The connection the wand has to personified death means that killing changing ownership makes more sense than disarming. But the real reason that voldemort lost is because he had so little soul left after creating 8 horcruxes and having them all destroyed. Him having at most a ninth of his soul meant he was doomed even with the elder wand.

The problem with this theory is that it actually presents a moral case that works the villain’s actions into a theme, so it’s clearly impossible for Joanne to put in her books.

That rock is amazing but I can’t turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore

It’s like a sword duel vs a pistol duel in movies. Sword duels need to have some choreography, even when it’s not great. Pistol duels are they just stand there until one of them shoots the other

And here is what it sounds like