I know a guy who really fucked a couch. He stopped because his stepdad found out and explained to him that something terrible would happen if he kept doing it.
Anyway, he’s the raddest anarchist I know and the only couch fucker I respect.
Edit: I should say, he’s the couch fucker I respect the most. I don’t want to offend any of my internet friends that might be secret furniture lovers.
You can also cook a really tasty steak with a little knowledge and practice. They’re also a meme, but that’s not gonna stop me from enjoying food.