Thank Mr. Skeltal for good bones and calcium

Yes. You can also just dunk the kitten in the fleas.

When you finally get the platinum trophy on Witcher 3

Your CLT is huge. And delicious looking.

Switched from DDG to SearX, and changed upstream DNS provider from Google to Quad9. Not much, but every little bit helps.

No blankets or pillows on the mattress

Those fingers just keep going huh

Always room for one more!

That’s why I use my butthole 👉😏

They had some place to be

Also Sean Bean: dies

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

Because this is what you push out after not pooping for 3 days.

Steam Deck spotted 👀

Literal shitposting

Federation is great - I can see and interact with hookers from other instances!

Salty … but with a hint of pennies.

That’s why I smoke meth before watching anything 👉😏