Username checks out

I guess I’m an octopus then

That don’t sound right

Oof that’s pretty drastic

How many degrees higher than usual on average would you guess?

Did your recent summer feel more humid than usual?

When people don’t generally initiate a conversation with you, it means you’re either not very attractive or attractive enough for a lot of people to be intimidated

That’s the definition of a piece of shit. They only want to do things if it’s wrong.

I’m only on world because lemm.ee got shut down for whatever reason

So the citizens still have to physically vote even though there’s only 1 option? Do they hire people to count it and announce it on the radios/tvs?

That’s pretty funny and if I were in that German subreddit I would probably have migrated out of solidarity

What an odd study

Sounds plausible

I don’t think most people could be peer pressured into pedoing though

Yes but why specifically german? Is the founder german?

Does becoming uber rich make people do weird stuff or do people who are into weird stuff have the abnormal drive to be uber rich?

Master Yoda?

I doubt the cheaters are ending their relationship over this

I wonder if it’s because I’m using voyager

Calling your dick by some other dude’s name seems weird. Like naming your dog Michael and not even calling them by any abbreviations.

“Hold on, Michael needs to go outside for a poo”

“Michael, stop cleaning your asshole in front of company”

“Michael, come lick this peanut butter off me”