You can have my mikrotik when you pry it from my cold dead hands

when Chuck Norris dies he will attend his own funirel

Oh boy

can I put Chihuahua meat in a microwave

It’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Why do you have to be like this?

This will surely stop reddit in it’s tracks!

Deadpool Meme: That only took 20 fucking years.

I bet EULA is longer than the source code.

Holy shit this is so accurate.

I watched the Orville and thought it was awesome, I was about to recommend it to my parents then I remembered … That it totally goes against supply side Jesus.

I prefer more realistic was games. In my last round I was moving boxes for ten hours and got shot in the head, very exciting!

Because they can’t handle freedumb like we can.

Western “leftists” were responsible for the USSR

/s

Afternoon dookie?

I want to thank this guy for dropping this in Christmas.

Luckily my mongo ports are hidden from the Internet, as everyone else’s should be, so it will survive until Monday when I can upgrade.

Congratulations! We haven’t even started yet since we’re waiting for family to get here in four hours.

The unrelenting mandatory consumerism just sucks all the joy out of today. I’ve been stressed all month about this and can’t even enjoy it until it’s over.

We’ll trim it down so the mouse driver only has a little AI.

Nnnoooo, you won’t get enough fps to enjoy your games!!!

/s in case some of you don’t get it

Missing the guy that uses Arch BTW.

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

Also adding if other users marked it as spam that’s probably why too. And yes, users flag perfectly legitimate email as spam. Ask me how I know.