I posted about how Jill Stein ran just to be a distraction and some Lemmy commenters defended her. I’d tag them right now if harassment wasn’t a bannable offense because fuck them.

I like to make extra rice to turn into fried rice.

And then I realize I don’t really like fried rice and I freeze that.

My rule of thumb is if the menu has like 300 items and written with size 10 font, rice is going to be included and will be idiot sized.

If there’s only 15 items, or the menu has the word “Asian fusion”, then assume rice is extra and will be like a small non-sharable bowl.

That’s it — You really upset the entire Democrat party! Now. They’ll write a strongly written letter. And threaten to maybe only fund 90% or ICE operations!

Orange made these mfers bold to say their inside thoughts out loud.

Unfortunately I work from home and Fridays are code freeze days, and we fuck around and video games together. 😭

Would love how you approached it.

I’m stuck where I want security, but my family wants ease. So while I’m okay with tunneling into my own private network, my family struggles and don’t even use something if it’s not stupidly simple.

Does any of the data go into the cloud? If so, assume it’s being shared.

Even if they say they don’t share it, or that it’s anonymous, or that a company “values privacy” – assume the worst.

She should really shut the fuck up about wokeness right now. He father hated Trump. She has openly called out Trump.

Enough with the distractions.

And his sidekicks, Purple Mohawk and Kid Helmet in Wheels.

I like to ask how much toilet paper can I steal before I get in trouble.

The alligator eats Wisconsin

Honestly I didn’t get this memo that we were striking in my city.

The Europeans have it right. Americans only strike when it’s convenient.

Microsoft should replace “content sharing” with their original idea from the Zune… Squirting.

I’m not bitter.

I LOVE PAYING TAXES AND HAVING IT GO TO A WOMAN WHO SUED HER ABUSIVE EX-HUSBAND WHO WAS A FORMER COP WHO BEAT HER HALF TO DEATH.

If you’re referring to his Asian victim who was literally bleeding in front of the cop, yep.

Cop saw a person of color begging for help and was like, “nah”.

Yeah visors. You guys don’t have it?

https://gem.app/product/mcdonalds-employee-visor-uniform-restaurant

Microslop: “Why don’t you do something useful with AI, you idiots?! And when you can, use CoPilot 365 Series XL Pro 11 edition, powered by AI!”

The only people who give a shit about government spending are liberals.

The Heritage Foundation, the ones who wrote Project 2025, weaponized the issue with government spending against Biden during his whole administration.

https://www.heritage.org/debt/commentary/debunking-bidens-malarkey-7-ways-he-added-6-trillion-deficits