big promises
big promises
hyperwormemia an overabundance of worms in the brain
yeah it’s a bummer but speaking as an old who lived through the first era of Clintonismo it is better for Trump to win
speak for yourself motherfucker
fuck it i eat the cold e coli
actually the average person is perishing in the flames
it’s a gag account
damn has he said anything about his time in the service though
i’ll tell you what’ll have limited time after this: my damn asshole
oh I thought you were gonna say let him cook
say it he’s not getting any deader
this guy should run for office
depends on the digestive tbh
have u tried a ginger nut
corn is big on pizza in japan and tuna is big on pizza in italy, this is just a global bad pizza synthesis
the good news is we’re not getting any kind of communism
do you agree that Ferenginar has a right to exist or not?
losing my mind watching the A Country Boy Can Survive crowd weep crocodile tears over WATERFOWL