at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides

that’ll happen if you think about the moon too much

oh, no, a lot of pesticides are involved

Bud’s not here, man

the only tag i remember putting on was one that said “doesn’t consider children to be family” which was very funny to me

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so dismissing habeus corpus would make trump a pre-1300s style king

threaten to cuck her with some ai chatbot if she doesn’t keep up

oh hey a relevant username

“A Beatles song, XXXterday.”

Yes No

we still generally need ground work and revolutionary momentum

you got the - in slightly the wrong spot

PBS already got its funding cut, why bend the knee anymore?

this man is on the latest episode of Game Changer and he absolutely rules

My “egg and jelly sandwich” did not pan out the way i thought it would

but that’s illegal!

do not fucking take stir fry tips from someone who doesn’t mention MSG or chicken powder (鸡精). and aromatics are NOT optional

did they mean Israeli embassy staff?

me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape

how often do you think they got bored and started having gay sex with the olive oil as lube