Here, hold this cable for a second.

FLASH

Billionaires from throw away culture build houses in somewhere they will need to be thrown away.

Petsmart

Well you could hook it up to your bank line of credit and get all of the benefits of a credit card without the high interest rate and fees

Maybe we can name this nationalized service something like “Interac”

Most of them had good jobs. Only Phoebe and Joey were questionable, but I’m assuming Joey had acting money squirreled away

Good programmers try to follow the DRY principle: Don’t Repeat Yourself. A lot of times you need to do the same actions over and over in different parts of a program, so you write a function to do that, then just repeatedly call the function. If you have to modify a function to fix a bug in one place it might change the input/output somewhere else unexpected.

The water line in the toilet stays at the high water level of the trap, it doesn’t fill as you pee. Back to the measuring cup!

Thin layer of jam, 4cm thick layer of peanut butter.

Higgledy-piggledy

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This could be a growth opportunity but you have to put your management hat on. You’re one person with part time help. You need more resources which will come in the form of contractors and consultants. To get these you need a plan of what has to be done and how it drives value to the business. Financial risk is going to be a big driver for most businesses.

First thing is you need actionable intelligence. You want to assess the state of things, figure out what kind of risks exist and do business impact assessments on the most severe issues. This is what leadership needs to authorize budget. Your CEO having global adminis not a business problem. Over permissive permissions that could lead to a compromise that causes a regulatory penalty is. Things have to tie to money.

Microsoft has a pile of assessments you can run here:

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/assessments/

Fixing M365 sounds like a priority. Getting help doing a CIS assessment wouldn’t be a bad idea either. Using cybersecurity as a driver for change works very well because you surface a lot of risk.

If they want you to grow into a senior or manager role then don’t be everything guy, delegate. It sounds like there’s lots of higher value stuff to attack if you can convince leadership to let you offload some tasks.

Imagine that the AI that breaks containment is a dog walking app AI. We’ll all just be bred and forced to walk dogs

Sure, but a hundred bee stings would be way more localized

That’s just them taking the wrong performance enhancing drugs. I would imagine that something that would lead to huge swelling of the hands and feet might be good for increasing how much water they can push against.

Residential natural gas is like 1 psi.

Ricotta makes really stretchy grilled cheese sandwiches

How do you not include Ed in this?

xAI made $818M profit this quarter using 200,000 GPUs, if anyone was interested.