So I’m playing stardew again and a thought occurred. Why is Marnie and Mayor Lewis’ relationship a secret? They act like they’re having an affair but both of them are single. Lewis mentions something about the town losing respect for him but why would a heterosexual romance with a single woman about his age be unbecoming of a mayor? Does the mayoralty of pelican town come with a vow of celibacy?

Well why did you make the mouth open at the crotch? That’s on you.

Like a rotting pumpkin

Chief Wiggum voice: remember me for my police work and not for the murders!

‘Well my house got robbed so its only fair they let the guy rob everyone else in perpetuity before they catch him.’

CW: jorkin it

So the weed dispensary was out of the tinctures that I usually like and I got these RSO capsules instead BUT THEY MAKE ME SO HORNY! All I wanna do is spank it. I wake up and I wanna jerk off, I get into bed and I wanna goon for a bit, I finish crankin it and I wanna rub one out as a cool-off. Im averaging 3 or 4 loads a day! No other preparation of weed has ever done this to me. If you told me a month ago that a different way of administering THC would have me acting like a sex pollen episode of star trek I wouldn’t have believed you but here I am.

And now we know what went wrong with VII

Beat that Aela.

Hope they spring for express shipping.

You have a whole deck for that!

Whatever you were playing when you were 12.

Item! Hyah!

eight inches ‘look he may have sold out the people he sold out the people he sold us out for but that thing be swangin’

Christian households with children should be subject to frequent random inspection by social workers.

If it weren’t for the bougie presentation I’d be interested to try a chocolate strawberry pistachio candybar but this would just make me feel like an asshole eating it even if it was good.

There’s a stereotypical way of typing attributed to young queer people that involves a lot of misspelled words and sometimes expresses exasperation with strings of random capital letters.

Hard tac and canned tuna

Sounds like a great way to get a prion disease

Who’s the president again?

Same. I need a coffee then a coffee shit before I consider anything solid.