I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

James

Earl

Ray

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

What is this “electricity” you speak of?

My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

You know what’s up

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

I’ve spent most of my life in the South, I absolutely know what chitlins are. They ain’t great but they are what they’re intended to be: making the most out of whatever you can afford.

I’m also Italian-American. Carbonated pasta sauce was intended for no man. It would be an abomination against God and nature.

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Well said

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.