If that is true, then why demand obscene payment packages?

Not sure if I associate these actions with innocent 🤷‍♂️

With exceptions for themselves then?

I hope the EU is advising these people to use secure and encrypted communications.

I hope the people who are in danger of this is using secure and encrypted communications. Wouldn’t that be good advice coming from EU?

But Biden fucked children in the basement of that pizza place that didn’t have a basement

TL;DR: Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web and HTML, has expressed support for compelling Apple to allow other browser engines on iOS, as more competition leads to more innovation and bright ideas. He also states that having a powerful browser on iOS would “change the dynamic” with respect to web app’s viability on mobile.**

Because the prices kept on ricin?

Incoming headline:

senior Kremlin official dies of suicide after shooting himself in the back of the head 3 times after falling out of 10th floor window.

Yay! 😃🍿

It can’t happen soon enough. This guy needs to lose his money and fade into obscurity like yesterday.

Hearing someone look themselves in the mirror is a skill I haven’t unlocked yet.

I think the worst part is how many worst parts there are.

When asked about Trump, 41 percent had favorable views in contrast to 54 percent who said they did not and 5 percent were undecided, giving the president a -13 net favorability.

The results gave Kimmel a 16-point lead in favorability, according to the YouGov poll.

Oh, so holding criminals accountable isn’t impossible? Can you see that, USA?

Now I do!

It wouldn’t surprise me if they think the name of the city is Chipago.

I chose a very unclear way of saying that they should find a “wordplay” with chic instead of chip, but I guess this kind of half-assery is right on brand.

Absolutely. In an armed conflict elections can be suspended.

What’s with the CHIPocalypse? Is it about the chips on his shoulders?

Most definitely not. I wonder where the US point of no return is?