“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”

When i was in college, we put a bag of potatoes in a drawer and forgot about them. When we eventually opened it, we had to open every door and window in the house to disperse the swarm of flies that emerged.

And they turn green and become poisonous if exposed to light! Another form to avoid

Projectile weaponry

Green potatoes