Ok I think I’ve got it.
Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.There is a lot of moustache going on there.
Standing optional.
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When the president stands, nobody sits
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?
They’re waiting for Jesus’ second coming