• PaX [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    https://youtu.be/IkcAFnf6nBA

    jesse-wtf

    Bizarre show, the Gorb part was like a Z-plot after more than half the show was dedicated to some story I skipped, then half of the Gorb part was dedicated to an ad for some other Nintendo slop show. Wtf, this was on TV? I now believe anti-Italian racism is real and a serious problem

    Good bit though, I can imagine worse Gorb impersonators, personally I choose to believe the events depicted were real

    GORB: I love it [the pizza]!!! When I get home I will open own pizza shop in the basement of Kremlin! I make a billlion rubles!!! […] You guys will be famous all over Russia!!! You are great, Americans, America is GREATTTT country!!!

    MARIO: Hey, Gorby?

    GORB: What?

    MARIO: Will your pizza parlor deliver?

    GORB: I promise delivery in thirty days or pizza free!

    He delivered, but it wasn’t free desolate ussr-cry