If I were a pious man, I’d say God hates that man.
“our dear friend” lol that makes no sense, you can’t be friends with a university, how are you gonna be freinds with an institution? Next you’re gonna tell me a hivemind is conscious
praying for a swift and resolute ending to his troubles
lmao
Comrade Stairs 
Dude. I love gravity
Other conservatives be like “He was askin’ for it” the way he was tempting Gravity.
as a free market capitalist, I would have simply chosen not to fall down or suffer a serious back injury. instead, I would have invested in under undervalued commercial real estate and fossil fuel leases.
assess treatment options
Pull the plug you cowards
You should’ve fully swapped the P and the D for penis drager. Missed opportunity.
Thoughts and prayers he catches the walking pneumonia outbreak.
May his staph be golden.
Penis Poxwalker let’s go
*laying downeumonia
my prayers have hurting powers
the stairs he fell down beat him in the marketplace of ideas
Critical support to comrade stairs in their valiant struggle against the capitalist oppressor
Oops Propaganda Prager go spat lmao gottem. Should have done more capitalism and built his own superior stairs.
Quick! Someone check if he said anything about the Lion of Damascus!
Edit: Found it, there is no escaping the curse.
