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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Plans for the weekend

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Plans for the weekend

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      They’re probably looking for historical oil rig explosions, or the likelyhood, or something. Not “how to blow up an oil rig”

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        Speak for yourself

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    Purely for this weekend tho

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      As a treat

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        A girls gotta let loose once and a while!

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    Always explode oil rigs on a Friday.

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      The only after work party I go to.

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      Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

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        Unless you’re in my line of work. If I do it at the end of the week, there’s guaranteed to be an incident.

        Can you guess what I do?

        • CronyAkatsuki@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz
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          Programmer?

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            No fair, you cheated.

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    When this was last posted a few days ago it had much less JPEG. Needs more JPEG.

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      Yo we need a needs more jpeg bot

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        In the meanwhile, this will do:

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      check back again in a few days

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    Nice try, FBI…

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    For those interested

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      Hey, I’ve recently seen the movie of the same title, How to Blow Up a Pipeline! Great watch. Seeing the book description, I reckon the movie being based on the book did a lot more building on top of it, seeing as the movie tells a story and the book appears to be nonfiction (though parts of the story in the movie might as well be real)

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        Iirc the movie is inspired by the book but I haven’t seen it yet and honestly barely read the book

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          Yeah, I reckon so. But the movie tells a story, and the book I reckon doesn’t (though I have not read it). So they’ve built upon the book, if my “deduction” (based on the book description) is correct. 'Tis a great movie!

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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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    ○ Depends on how long it takes to get them all

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    Dammit… BP found out…

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    Yes, both for this and future weekends

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    🏴

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