Literal army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly money

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

Literal army of cops and cameras and after 3+ days all they have are conflicting pictures, engraved bullet casings, a vague sense he fled the city on a bus, and a literal bag of monopoly money

Thorngraff_Ironbeard [he/him]@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

I swear the 3 pictures the NYPD has released are all indiscernible white boys with totally different coats on. Either my man is a fashionista and changed his coat 3 times or it’s just stop and frisk for white boys rn.

FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net · edit-2 9 days ago

“Don’t worry other kind of pigs, we’ve got an entire lineup of probable suspects already! See?”

PS I just want to take a second to appreciate that the title for the second emoji is ‘flashbang’

RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

Things that sound kinky but arent

HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

i mean if you’re committing a murder, changing your clothes is the minimum of due diligence.

underisk@lemmy.ml · 9 days ago

sure but do you change into a nearly identical outfit?

the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

Stop and trisc(uit)