“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone,” the document said, according to the official.
It also had a line that said, “I do apologize for any strife or traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.”
Reminds me of one of the main FOIA guys who runs “The Black Vault” for UFO shit being like.
“I trust the government and appreciate all their good works, I just firmly believe in the civic value of government transparency and disclosure.”
Probably my favourite kind of brainworms within the sphere of parapolitics, just a fundamentally endearing viewpoint to have.