“Protect the top from what? Catapults? Bullets go in a straight line, dumbass.”
“It’s a safety feature to reduce spalling!”
I laughed to hard at this
Why settle for BMP when you can have PNG?
Legacy hardware
One veeeery well placed grenade later…
Why even target? Just rain down some napalm and you have yourselves a BBQ pit.
you have 70 dudes, just arm one with a baseball bat.
So it’s an Armored Budget Protector?
What kind of fully armed soldiers? We will fight in the shade!
Time travel, nuclear carrier to Pearl harbor, or a PTS-M to Sparta?
me, giving a PTS-M to Persia instead
The Persians were the good guys, the Spartans deserved to be massacred
Well that doesn’t fit in with my time travel movie where 4.2857 PTS-M full of 70 well armed Spartans spill out and have an epic winning battle over the Persians.
Give the weapons to the helots.
I’ve never understood why those fucking losers, the Spartans , are so loved by modern people. “If” yeah, he fucking wrecked you you slaver oligarchy that was to fucking stupid to extend the franchise to more people to keep your shit system going.
Ok I do understand. Sparta basically maps to modern America pretty fucking well in the whole oligarchy and brutalized underclass situation.
We love democratic (and homosexual) Thebes in this house!
