ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoShe is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down12
arrow-up1244arrow-down1imageShe is beauty, she is grace...lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoOkay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business. You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.
Yes! That’s exactly what all my “people” friends look like, fellow human.
Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business.
You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?
Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.