Sooperstition@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.oneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1731arrow-down114
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imageBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.oneSooperstition@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareCorran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoI feel like he would spray holy water though.
minus-squareVikingHippielinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoWhich can also be considered venom if you’re infernal enough 🤷
minus-squareCorran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoNow I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous? If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
minus-squareVikingHippielinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoCareful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!
I feel like he would spray holy water though.
Which can also be considered venom if you’re infernal enough 🤷
Now I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?
If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
Careful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!