Sooperstition@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.oneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1731arrow-down114
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imageBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.oneSooperstition@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareCorran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-28 months agoI feel like he would spray holy water though.
minus-squareVikingHippielinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoWhich can also be considered venom if you’re infernal enough 🤷
minus-squareCorran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoNow I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous? If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
minus-squareVikingHippielinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoCareful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!
I feel like he would spray holy water though.
Which can also be considered venom if you’re infernal enough 🤷
Now I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?
If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
Careful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!