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- cross-posted to:
- crumbgrabber@lemm.ee
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Cant believe im posting this.
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into it’s feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it’s beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it’s 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
I can’t believe I just read this. And don’t want to ask where it came from
Found The Deep
New tentacle kink dropped.
Sometimes I like not being human
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hcob8
6 minutes mark
This makes me think the idea my coworker and I had to start our own business would be really profitable. We both have experience with mold making. And sex toys are a huge industry. What is an underrepresented category we could make a market for? Fish.
Fuck-A-Fish we would call it. Fleshlite-esque fish to bang. All different kinds. Realistically modeled and painted. And we would have a whole line of products to use with them. Like Love Chum, a textured lubricant.
Fishlite was right there dude.
On other things fish, some fish are more than 8" long, self lubricating and relatively round.
He’s just going to insert a cylinder into the fish. Note, the cylinder canNOT be cut. That’s why he wants no teeth.
Please do not the fish
Hey, that’s u/Striking_Analysis656!
Ah, that legendary character
I was looking for this, I knew it would arrive.
where is this from?
Code Geass. The text is supposedly from a bad fan translation.
“Supposedly” implies it could be legit.
I will now tell people code greass is that anime where someone does not want to fuck a fish.
Fuckin saved
You just reminded me of the “this is what you would look like if you were black or chinese” saga.
Probably some kind of baleen whale. Really don’t want to stick your dick in that.
Sandiego!..translated to whale’s vagina.
whale
I don’t think the guy looking to buy a fish to fuck will care to much about the taxonomy.
Haha! Derpy doo. Brain not present.
Stupid question.
But whats the fish with the rather mediocre sized mouth and no teeth?
A guppy will fit you well.
I do Not want to have intercourse with a fish im Just curious
Asking for a friend
I’m looking for a fish wish a below average mouth full of teeth.
Your local pet store probably has some bettas for you
Perfect fit in more ways than one
next question: how can I remove a cylinder from a fish
Fish might be choking
Never has this been more appropriate
quagmire, is that you?
TBF he might just want a pet without risk of finger loss.
Asking for a friend. The friend is his penis
I heard he fucked an ostrich
Allegedly.
Heard it was a sick ostrich
It’d take at least two people to fuck an ostrich
…Three, even
Again, it was a sick ostrich.
…allegedly.
Three things CuddlyCassowary. I hit you, you hit the ground, the ambulance hits 60.
