“Angry piece of shit bastard continues to be an angry piece of shit bastard.”
Exactly, not news
Are you…are you fucking serious?
Jesus was literally all about that peace stuff. What fucking Bible is he reading from exactly?!
This is Republican Jesus who hates brown people and loves rich people.
The anti-christ according to republicans actually sounds like a pretty rad dude.
MAGA pastors hate woke baby jesus. Also, they don’t pay taxes.
His Jesus is “Do onto others as they would do onto you, except that fucker over there. Shoot him with a howitzer.”
Damn, the person who did unto him that much pain, misery and hatred probably needs to be jailed for war crimes.
Fundamentalists and Evangelicals try to interpret the book of Revelation “literally.” Most scholars think it was code-speak to give hope to contemporaries being oppressed by the Roman Empire, but these people think it’s prophecy that will be fulfilled at the apocalypse.
Revelation, as they read it, describes an anti-Christ figure, who is a Jewish man, who will unite the world under one government and broker peace for a short time before a period of unimaginable suffering and destruction. Conveniently, they read between the lines and have convinced themselves that “real Christians” will be swept away in the clouds and spared from all that suffering.
Jesus eventually ends up flying down on a white horse with all the real Christians and angels and skewers the anti-Christ, his followers, and non-Christians with swords that shoot out of his mouth and casts them into a bottomless pit.
I mean, it’s really wild stuff. And apparently it’s informing US policy. They want all of this to happen, but they just want to be on the “right” side of it. This pastor isn’t saying they shouldn’t try for peace - just that Christians should furrow their brows about it so God won’t leave them behind.
Jesus is whatever the fuck these cunts want him to be, period.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon
And every religious nutsack writes their own fanfiction of it, but Israel getting destroyed is usually the central part, so it kind of has to happen, or the “Second Coming of Christ” can not happen.
Supply Side Jesus strikes again.
Someone should report him to the College of Pastors and Preachers, and get them to review his license to preach.
Just kidding. There are no qualifications, and there’s no regulatory body.
If Israeli invaders and Hamas terrorists murdering civilians is what Jesus would want, then I’m on the antichrist’s side.
According to every preacher on the streets, hell is where all the cool kids hang out. So come join the antichrist if you enjoy sexual liberation, witchcraft, intersectional feminism, psychedelics, or metal music! Or stay with the preachers if you support church funded child diddlers.
We also have devil’s food cake
Also apparently D&D is of the devil, so we got that too.
Removed by mod
He’s 83. Tick tock, motherfucker.
Even if heaven existed, he’s not going there.
Sucks that this raging asscunt won’t realize that his worldview is a fucking moronic lie that he bought.
I suspect he knows already. Hypocrisy and religion have always paired well.
Religious leader advocating for mass murder of innocent women and children so that his religion’s Armageddon can come to pass.
How is this not classified as a cult and squashed?
Also, does he really think that supporting genocide is buying him a ticket to heaven? Really?
Please do not give these morons any publicity.
Burying your head in the sand doesn’t stop these people from getting their message to their supporters.
Stop acting like ignoring the problem gives you some high ground over them. You need to know what they’re saying in order to counteract.
Is he volunteering to lead negotiations?
I think so. Or he’s volunteering to be sent over there with a rifle and a new pair of boots.
Could American Evangelicals spot the Anti-Christ?
He has no idea what to look for because otherwise he would see.
Get fukt
Isn’t what they want? Jebus won’t come back until the antichrist shows up and what not … I’m confused, it’s like it’s all made up…🤷🏼♀️
deleted by creator
"MY imaginary friend said people with THAT imaginary friend have to stand on that exact spot for MY imaginary friend to come back and destroy the world …but in a good way somehow, so we gave them that spot decades ago. Now those people with THAT imaginary friend clearly need to kill all those people with THAT OTHER imaginary friend who were on that spot that were forcibly removed and want that spot back.
It’s just common sense!"
These are bloodthirsty man-children playing bloodthirsty pretend with real consequences. When your imaginary friend calls for killing/subjugating real people and you agree, fuck you and more importantly fuck your violent religion and your fake evil deity.
Charlie Kirk? Is that you? Did you travel back in time so you could let your racist flag fly?
Abrahamic religions and their followers are a cancer on humanity.
Don’t stop at Abrahamic religions. Look at all the fun people in India are having with extremist Hindus.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/14/asia/india-hindu-extremist-groups-intl-hnk-dst/index.html
I call for their abolition
Humans just suck. There’s great aspects of religion, but humans sort of ruin it.
Some dude called Stalin tried to abort religion and created a perfect utopia for all humans. Good thing all he had to do was ban religion and the amazing humanity would show itself.
Same as it ever was.
Hey, who’s up for some good ol-fashioned crushing of goddess religions?
Ain’t that the truth. I’m not sure there’s any group of religious humans that are a net positive.
Man that anti-Christ really gets around. His workload is unbelievable. What could be more insidious and obviously evil than working to broker peace between war torn nations? Certainly we can’t expect pastor John Hagee to step up and promote peace, everyone knows that peace is evil and invoking the anti-Christ gets you more donations.
Removed by mod
Oh I hope so, I really do - I like Obama. He deserves the best this world can give him, and I’d like to be in Hawaii eating mustard and pork sandwiches myself. Honestly - can you imagine any life more wonderful than living in Hawaii? That’s like the epitome of paradise in my book.
Removed by mod
My parents lived in SeaTac, close to Seattle for about a year. They really liked it but said it rains almost constantly. I know it rains constantly in Hawaii also - but I’d rather have a warm rain than cold. That’s just me - Hawaii truly seems like paradise on earth to me. Except for the house and food prices.
Removed by mod
Then you need to go back. What your heart longs for is the place that’s meant to be your home. I felt that way when I moved from Utah to Santa Cruz way back many decades ago. I’m back in Utah now, but only because I caretake for an elderly parent. My heart aches for the California coast and the scenery - of course it’s also amazing in Oregon and all along that coast up into Washington.
Removed by mod
More arugula, sir?
