Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
Hey Americans, this is a feature of living under authoritarianism: to have a widespread conspiracy theory that the incumbent was replaced by the double. Get used to it.
What about “Trump is a mushroom”? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_was_a_mushroom
Trump is already a mushroom, just ask Stormy Daniels
“Trump is a mushroom” will occur in 20 years when the population finds it unable to exist in a reality without Trump.
Wait, Paul isn’t dead?
Yeah the cultists that voted him in who are starting to realize what is really unfolding in our country can’t believe it. “It can’t really be him, he loves us, he cares for us! It must be a fake!”
None of those people have enough self reflection or care for others to give a shit what is unfolding. As long as “the right people” are being hurt they are happy.
The problem is that many of them are getting caught up in the shit economy made worse by tariffs, while the right people aren’t getting hurt enough.
I like the saying “Republicans would eat a shit sandwich as long a democrat has to smell their breath.” I feel like that’s an accurate description.
i’ve seen so many people on the “american left” (yes i know) celebrating when some maga’s or a maga’s loved one’s face gets eaten because the leopards are hurting “the right people”… like, the point is not to be hurting anyone
In this case if ‘Trump’ starts talking in coherent sentences, we’ll know he’s been replaced.
Trump does something not evil
“Definitely replaced.”
How’s that relevant