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EvilLootbox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Deep Sports Analysis

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Deep Sports Analysis

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EvilLootbox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    Winning is about scoring more goals than the other team.

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      • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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        Did Simpsons predict the analytics movement? 😳 😳 😳

    • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world
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      Just block the opponent from scoring.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        Just walk it in

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          Just Do It ®

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    To win the game they should consider having higher score at the end of match

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      deleted by creator

  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    Experts recommend scoring.

  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Well now I want a version of this sport that starts as a scavenger hunt to find the scoring area before you can score any points.

    • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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      The whole field is a sudoku puzzle, and the first team to hit all of their number with the ball wins!

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    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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      What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of John Madden commentary

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      This is football! BOOM!

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    Winning the game should help Canada’s chances to win the game.

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      Opponents hate this one simple trick

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    I imagine a team that needs that hint can achieve a first group vasectomy after an order to hit the ball.

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