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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoMy wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don’t get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoNot all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.
minus-squaredanny@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoBecause it doesn’t all happen at once
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something.
My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don’t get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?
Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.
Because it doesn’t all happen at once
Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something.