SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down19
arrow-up1598arrow-down1imageFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·5 months ago“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoAnd he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!
“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!