If you want smoother skin, you could always just exfoliate better. I used to think it was just guy things until my sister got this gnarly sugar and shea body scrub. Sloughs off dead skin way better than what I was using before and now my skin feels as smooth as a newborn baby.

I actually had a longer write up on a bunch of other points, but in a facetious way; however I see you’re getting enough of others taking the piss outta the humor so I’ll just leave this useful tidbit because I’m not trying to be hypercritical of a meme.