Spaff on me minge
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
We have Heinz in the US. It’s called ketchup. We aren’t dumb enough to buy beans from them and eat it for fucking breakfast.
I’ll remember this for when I’m having the worst sex of my life
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That’s how you know she’s classy.
Innit.
One good fart will push me over.
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
Yeah, I’m scrampin ts down
Yeah this is definitely getting eaten.
Would
Someone at Heinz is a genius
innit?
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
Fucking delicacy.
If I was a wild hound born on an Indian trash heap, sure!
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
Spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread is good.
What the fuck is that??? Gimme some!
I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.
TALLY HO!
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one’s bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
This one seems authentic.
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: “I… don’t know where that came from.”
Barac Obama is SCARED of me, because I don’t hoard knowledge and I spit it for free
What’s the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
We (I) prefer ‘neutral’, but yes.
Just don’t lump us in with Californians, or we (I) will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Also don’t mind the royal we, its just normal for us to all be this immensely conceited.
Ok, just checking as a fellow PNWesterner who feels like we sound bland or sure “neutral” if you wish while all other US accents sound pretty interesting and unique. I can’t think of a single thing genuinely unique to PNW accent, personally. I lived in the South for a while, so I’m very familiar with the wide variety of accents down there, and we just don’t have any real depth of variety of that sort I feel. Maybe I’m wrong, I haven’t hung out everywhere in the PNW.
No, you’re right, we are essentially the… linguistic evolution end point of American English… the type O- blood of American accents, if you will.
Basically everyone can understand us, but we will have trouble accepting meaning transfusions from non type O- speakers.
As far as ‘unique’ things… well basically, my vote for most unique thing would be for the intonation patterns we use, or more accurately, basically the lack of them.
We tend to just stress all words in a sentence very close to the same, monotone.
We tend to have (at least what others call) falling intonation at the end of a sentence, that can make it so people don’t recognize questions… as questions.
Because they’re often expecting a tonal shift at the end of a sentence, or some other tonal pattern, as a cue that indicates a question is being asked.
Which is the opposite from a Californian, who do rising intination on even non questions, which acts as the easiest giveaway that a transplant is in fact a transplant, beyond them having no clue how to pronounce most local place names, or referring to ‘I5’ as ‘the 5’.
Yall have a lot of verbal ticks, so many PNWers end a large proportion of sentences with “ya know”
Huh? You mean the Midwest?
White bread.
It came from BookTok.
