Brought to you by today’s Car Talk with Martok from Stamets.
Wouldn’t that make the bottle only a quarter full then?
Hence, his misery.
bonus link: this video is gold, but very weird.
At the risk of exaggeration, this video is the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I come to serve 🖖🏻
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I have no rightful clue what I just watched, but I’m not at all convinced you’re exaggerating in the least.
I want a Star Trek sitcom that’s basically just a remake of Cheers:
Damar walks in.
Everyone: “Damar!”
Quark, behind the bar: “How’re you shooting, Damar?”
Damar: “Oh, I’m firing photon torpedos and everyone’s got metaphasic shields there, Quarky.”
Live studio audience: Laughter and applause
Yes! I would watch 30 seasons of that.
Just bring back DS9 for another 10 seasons
Yes, but no fucking lounge singing holodeck episodes. I’m watching a space opera, what is this big brass melodrama doing in my space opera?
As with M.A.S.H., the episodes cut between heavy drama for a bit, then something light and silly. Every “Siege of AR-558” must have one “It’s Only a Paper Moon.”
Every “Siege of AR-558” must have one “It’s Only a Paper Moon.”
Ah, the 167th Rule of Acquisition.
Just before 168: Whisper your way to success.
I always had the feeling that Kanar tasted awful and Damar drank it originally out of spite until he decided he liked it.
Sort of like Marmite.
Or root beer.