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Jackdaw crew
I love it, but does it come in raven?
But how do I get a crow friend?
They love peanuts. Make sure they’re unsalted.
Make a routine. Same time, same place every day. Try to pick an open area so they can see any potential predators. Before you feed them, make a unique sound like a click or whistle. Avoid eye contact until they’re comfortable with you. At first, toss peanuts from a distance to avoid spooking them. Let them set the pace. You’ll have a crow buddy before you know it.
Thanks! I’ll be back in a month with my new crow buddy
What about a pigeon, painted black? Much cheaper.
That’s a terrible idea. A crow will have his friends help defend you and will bring you shiny things. A pigeon is just going to shit on your shoulder and then wander off and get eaten by a hawk.
tho they are very smart , birds don’t posses the necessary hardware to hold on to their shit !
What about a raven?
If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night
That’s so Raven
Sure but then you’ve got to become a beefeater
Based and corvid-pilled.
What about two crows?
That’s accessory to a murder!
Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they’ve gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you’ve got a murder on your hands.
I’ll trade you a garbage goober for them?
If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!
My friend recently approached someone wearing a crow at a concert we were at. It’s started as “this person could be interesting” and ended as “that was a really strange person”.
