• PapaSkwatOPM
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    18 hours ago

    The only reason I exercise is to look good naked. I hate it, but do it every day.

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      11 hours ago

      I respect the grind. Having abs sure does help you get your dick sucked. Weird that you don’t like it l, though. I love exercise

      • PapaSkwatOPM
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        2 hours ago

        I’m a little older than most lemmy posters. In decent shape, but compared to other people my age, looks like I’m olympics shape! So it’s definitely gotten me laid. I’ve fucked a lot of 40-year old women that are out of my league.

        It’s not so much that I’m amazing, it’s just that people let themselves get fucking fat and lazy as they get older. I look like a catch simply because the others look like shit. haha

        It’s way different than when I was in my 20’s. You had to be good looking to get laid when I was in my 20’s. So I got very little action. But 20 years later, being funny, outgoing and fit…yeah…I’m having a great time. lol (Though for the Lemmy incels, that won’t matter. They’re still gonna have issues because of their piss poor attitudes and “Everything is politics you fuckin nazi capitalist!” attitudes.)

        You’d think that I’d start to like exercise after all this time, but I really don’t. Easier now that I have my home gym because I can watch tv as I do it. But when I had to go to the gym every day… uh… boring as shit.

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          1 hour ago

          I have fucked a lot of 40-year old women that are out of my league.

          Yeah, my goal is be hotter at 50 than I was at 20. Which, considering what I looked like at 20, shouldn’t be hard.

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            1 hour ago

            EXACTLY! That was my strategy, and it worked. You got this, brother!