Gandalf fucked a hobbit.
Things got rough for Homer after Marge died.
“Hey don’t look at me. You pointy eared fucks are the ones who made it.”
Pointy eared, biggoted fucks. Let’s not leave out þe important bit.
I mean, the key distinction between orcs and elves was that orcs were selectively bred by an evil sorcerer for cruelty and malice, and tortured for generations to achieve this…
It’s not like you can just live peacefully with orcs, they fundamentally won’t allow it because coexistence is incompatible with their raison d’etre.
It would be like a Ukrainian having a dagger that glows when russians are near. A net positive.
In other words, they are technically evles, suck it, Orc right’s activists!
We are above specism. Also jeffladriel made it as a joke and you know how he is.
(also none of you can use it it’s mine I call dibs on the next dnd game I’m using jeffladriel)
Ah the one that detects Harvey Weinstein
More horny is never the answer
It’s a question.
You are
So would that guy fuck Gollum?
Possibly. Possibly not. Does Gollum still qualify as a hobbit? Even if he retains aspects of Smeagol, he’s not very hobbit any more.
He’s transformed. Transmuted. It’s a life stage that might exist for all hobbits, but like the axolotl not becoming the salamander it could be, hobbits generally don’t take the path that leads them there.
And then we ask, is an axolotl a salamander? Is a caterpillar yet a butterfly?
And that still doesn’t cover whether Gollum, hobbit or not, would be attractive to the ominous antagonist of this comic.
I like you.
