If he shits himself to death on stage I’ll rededicate my life to the Lord.
I will join your
cultreligion.sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼
I’ve had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he’s making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.
So far, God hasn’t called my bluff.
The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don’t do this, but for future reference: hysterically
Me fail english, thats unpossible.
Its all good.
Also spelling errors (which I dont turn auto-correct on for lemmy) indicates im not AI.
Also spelling errors… indicates im not AI.
They’re going to train an AI to sound like a Gen X who still types in “T9 Speak”.
#ManMadeHorrorsIJustComprehended
instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord
As instructed, dick stuck in landlord
Looks like you forfeited your deposit
i think he left another deposit
I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.
Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn’t be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times
“shot at”
Eh he’s a whiner so he’d say every attempt pretty much killed him
Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)
Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!
If you’re looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god’s sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.
Don’t you do that.
Don’t you give me hope.
Hey, that’s all we got now. Gotta cheer for that blood clot!
sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked penis.
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almost forgot: he rapes kids 👍🏼🙏🏼
Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com
Two of them on the very same one
Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made
If Dubya and Poopypants kicked the bucket on the same day, that would be a good day indeed.
STOP TEASING ME!!!
Where can I watch his speech he’s threatening to give out in the heat? I wanna see it live if he has a heat stroke
I couldn’t stand listening to him that long. I’ll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That’s assuming the small crowd size doesn’t scare him off first lol
mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.
please please please
I knew about
- John Adams and
- Thomas Jefferson (both 1826), but didn’t know about
- James Monroe (1831); or
- Hannibal Hamlin the 15th vice president of the United States (1891).
Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!
nice hahaha
