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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

well? did it?

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well? did it?

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    It’s because you didn’t restart the happiness daemon after the update.

  • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    No, it didn’t. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.

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    Yes.

    I also talked with my parents. That didn’t make me happy.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    Yes actually

    Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.

    It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine

    • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      don’t forget porn

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4 hours ago

        Trekkie! 😤

        • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip
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          Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
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    Thank you for creating

    dialog
    

    content

  • chunes@lemmy.world
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    I actually haven’t. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor…

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    It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring “the girl with the tempura asshole”. It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.

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      It should’ve been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        Analingus… finda a way.

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      I have questions.

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That’s how.

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    Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Point out bad touch on this touchpad.

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot…

  • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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    I’ll just leave this here.

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/control_alt_delete

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    2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
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      Why would you?

      • beep@piefed.world
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        Why would I what?

        • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
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          Why would you make me see this?

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            Yet you saved it to your gallery… I can sense it😒

  • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    She won’t let me touch her ports.

  • bloogoose@lemmy.zip
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    The last time a computer gave me a real positive emotion was building a FFVII fan page using Front Page and embedding a midi of Frog’s theme from Chrono Trigger on loop in the background.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Does the smartphone count?

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