It’s because you didn’t restart the happiness daemon after the update.
No, it didn’t. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.
Yes.
I also talked with my parents. That didn’t make me happy.
Yes actually
Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.
It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine
don’t forget porn
Trekkie! 😤
Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.
Thank you for creating
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I actually haven’t. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor…
It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring “the girl with the tempura asshole”. It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.
It should’ve been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?
Analingus… finda a way.
I have questions.
The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That’s how.
Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer
Point out bad touch on this touchpad.
Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot…
I’ll just leave this here.
2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA

Why would you?
Why would I what?
Why would you make me see this?
Yet you saved it to your gallery… I can sense it😒
No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.
She won’t let me touch her ports.
The last time a computer gave me a real positive emotion was building a FFVII fan page using Front Page and embedding a midi of Frog’s theme from Chrono Trigger on loop in the background.
Does the smartphone count?











