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Best Star Trek Captain (wrong answers only)

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Best Star Trek Captain (wrong answers only)

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negativenull@piefed.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Captain Sir Lister of Smeg

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    zapp Brannigan

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      If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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    Zaphod is both president and captain by bistro logic.

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      Ey! It’s me.

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    “Captain” Ryan Clark

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      TV RYAN! TV RYAN!

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        Gosh dang this show was ahead of it’s time. It was practical military and humanizing space before BSG. We weren’t ready for it.

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          Space: Above & Beyond would like a word

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      I love carter, but definitely not a good fit for starfleet. Too “us military” for peaceful exploration. Also too moral for Sec. 31.

      Definitely daystrom institute, specializing in first hand field research.

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        Pff. If Carter had been in Voyager the Delta quadrant would have been a single episode.

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          Carter would have set up timers on all their torpedoes, found a way to get them home with the caretaker’s station, and had the torpedoes beamed all over the station set to explode minutes after the ship got launched back.

          Figures the ONE TIME Janeway respects the prime directive…

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            Gotta make sure those torpedoes are are armed with C-4 warheads, though.

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              If they had access to photon torpedoes on the daedalus/prometheus/Apollo etc, they’d definitely use them.

              C4 is a sidearm though, everyone needs a cargo pant pocket filled with it

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        In her defense, an air force captain is not the same rank as a captain in the Navy, which the starfleet ranks are based on. She’d be like a lieutenant commander in starfleet. So I think she’d fit right in.

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          She made full-bird colonel (O6) eventually, which is Captain in the Navy

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          Meh, she’s only a captain in the beginning. As far as I’m concerned, she’s Colonel Carter.

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          She made it to full colonel by the time of Atlantis, same rank as the full-time commanders of Earth’s biggest space carriers.

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          I had no idea. That’s interesting.

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        She was NASA, and Air Force, which is the least US Military of the US Military.

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        She looks like a good fit for deep space radar telemetry.

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          Probably in need of a new toaster, as well…

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        Daystrom Institute, first hand field research… That’s the best Star Trek pitch I’ve ever heard!

        Best to file off the serial numbers and do it outside Paramount, though. They’re evil now.

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      There’s also that episode where Jack claims to be Kirk…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYZSDprLUNc

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      Major Babe

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      I’ll double down on “wrong” answers and suggest

      Edit: someone waaaay down beat me to it.

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      Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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      I picked the wrong day to stop Ketracel white

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      Roger.

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        Over

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          That’s Clarence Oveur, copy?

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            You have clearance, Clarence.

            Roger, Roger.

            What’s my vector, Victor.?

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              What?

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    Surprised no one has posted this guy yet. Too on the nose?

    Captain Mercer of the Orville

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      Too pissed it’s been mishandled the way it has, just when it really had gotten its feet under it.

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        Was it actually cancelled? I thought they were on hiatus.

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          S4 was confirmed by Scott then the SAG strike hit

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          Helluva long hiatus, and no real indication of progress toward another season. At this rate they’ll be too old to continue.

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            Orville 2: We Broke The Ship sounds fun tho

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            Probably. Shame.

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      deleted by creator

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      They said “wrong answers only”

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      He was almost on TNG.

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        Max Headroom was a solid stand in, though.

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          Holy crap! How did I not realise till now who plays him!

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            Taggart’s accent threw you off?

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      This one got a proper LOL out of me!

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    Capt. Link Hogthrob

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      the IRL jack harkness to be exact, apparently he wasnt “roleplaying”

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      Picard is a Frenchman that speaks with an English accent, so why not a Russian that speaks with a Scottish accent?

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        Accent is accent, no difference

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      Ryan, shome thingsh in here don’t react well to bulletsh

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      We have a warp core breach, doctor Crusher lead the crew to the escape pods while myself and the senior staff take the ship into that nebula.

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    Right there in the title

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      Never give up, never surrender!

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        By Grabthar’s hammer what a savings.

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            Oh that is great! We need more Star Trek/Galaxy Quest mash ups!

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