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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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It’s a scientific fact that everyone who doesn’t have sex dies.
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  “Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck”
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    Not stopping is the hard part.

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